Post by M3RAN on Apr 28, 2005 9:42:23 GMT -5
A Guide for all you Hobo's and Bums
1. the shopping cart is the key to your success...if you don't have a solid shopping cart with at least a baby seater and 3 wheels, you'll never survive....
2. you need cans...and lots of them....no cans=no food.....gotta have some kinda collateral
make your can collection worth while...try to collect rare cans and funny looking cans
3. don't degrade yourself or you'll end up like this guy...
Rufus the Stunt Bum, fighting other bums on the street for pennies and pocket lint.
4. the best hobo is a dirty hobo...you never ever accept a bath from anybody. Not a nun, a hippy, a soccer mom, or your local know-it-all kid with the lemonade stand...not no one.....
his=bad....
ain't nobody ever give money to a clean hobo.
5. garner enough sympathy for the locals to accept you as one of their own. With enough accidents and suffering, you'll be embraced as the local hobo...
the more sympathy you get, the more money you'll get...., no one's ever given money to a straight, clean, hobo with no injuries....
6. Gotta have a good living space....make sure you find a nice sturdy cardboard box for your home..and make it cozy....you'll probably be there forever...
7. Don't let any Hobo come into your territory...every hobo's got his/her own alley, or corner, or storefront...dont give it up for anybody, fight for whats yours
but when all is said and done, you gotta know when to put away the fists and show some love for your fellow hobo...
because Hobo's gotta stick together...its a cruel world
8. And last but not least....a sign...gotta have a good sign...no hobo's ever made a living without a good sign....but make sure its catchy...your local everyday "please feed me or give me money for food" sign ain't gonna cut it in this cold world...you gotta be innovative and be creative...
1. the shopping cart is the key to your success...if you don't have a solid shopping cart with at least a baby seater and 3 wheels, you'll never survive....
2. you need cans...and lots of them....no cans=no food.....gotta have some kinda collateral
make your can collection worth while...try to collect rare cans and funny looking cans
3. don't degrade yourself or you'll end up like this guy...
Rufus the Stunt Bum, fighting other bums on the street for pennies and pocket lint.
4. the best hobo is a dirty hobo...you never ever accept a bath from anybody. Not a nun, a hippy, a soccer mom, or your local know-it-all kid with the lemonade stand...not no one.....
his=bad....
ain't nobody ever give money to a clean hobo.
5. garner enough sympathy for the locals to accept you as one of their own. With enough accidents and suffering, you'll be embraced as the local hobo...
the more sympathy you get, the more money you'll get...., no one's ever given money to a straight, clean, hobo with no injuries....
6. Gotta have a good living space....make sure you find a nice sturdy cardboard box for your home..and make it cozy....you'll probably be there forever...
7. Don't let any Hobo come into your territory...every hobo's got his/her own alley, or corner, or storefront...dont give it up for anybody, fight for whats yours
but when all is said and done, you gotta know when to put away the fists and show some love for your fellow hobo...
because Hobo's gotta stick together...its a cruel world
8. And last but not least....a sign...gotta have a good sign...no hobo's ever made a living without a good sign....but make sure its catchy...your local everyday "please feed me or give me money for food" sign ain't gonna cut it in this cold world...you gotta be innovative and be creative...
