Solve the Riddles.............

[M3RAN]

Riddle 1

A woman came home with a bag of groceries, got the mail, and walked into the house..

... On the way to the kitchen, she went through the living room and looked at her husband, who had blown his brains out. She continued to the kitchen, put away the groceries, and made dinner.

Riddle 2 - Remember this is a "THING"


The man who sells it doesn't need it.

The man who buys it doesn't want it.

The man who uses it doesn't know.

What is it?

answers on a post card

[Blackpug]

Too hard at this time of night Especially after beer!

[ajsuk]

My guess for the first one is that the man has been dead some time now, or the woman would have been more bothered by him! It could be that it is a picture of him, or ashes.

I know the second one but will leave it for others to have a go

[M3RAN]

ajsuk said:

It could be that it is a picture of him, or ashes.

well done AJ you got the first one,

The husband had killed himself some time ago; the wife was looking at his ashes in an urn on the mantelpiece.

[Wardy!]

I know the second one too ;-) I wont need one for a long time yet hopefully.

Here's another one:

What is it a man stands up to do, a woman sits down to do, and a dog holds out his leg to do?

[M3RAN]

Wardy! said:

What is it a man stands up to do, a woman sits down to do, and a dog holds out his leg to do?

take a wiz?

[ajsuk]

Wardy! said:

What is it a man stands up to do, a woman sits down to do, and a dog holds out his leg to do?

Shake hands

[M3RAN]

Wardy! said:

What is it a man stands up to do, a woman sits down to do, and a dog holds out his leg to do?

take bow?

[Wardy!]

shake hands well done

[chi_chee]

i am enjoying meself too much to rack my brains out!