Post by chi_chee on Oct 2, 2004 11:13:26 GMT -5
a blonde with big massive headphones walks into a hairdressers to get her hair washed and cut.......she sits down in a chair and the hairdresser starts to cut, after a couple of mins, the hairdressers says to the blonde "can u please remove your headphones so i can cut your hair properly?" the blonde replies quite startled "NO NO i cant do that otherwise i'd die!!!" the hairdresser was quite taken back so continued to try cut around the headphones..........after the hair has been cut, the blonde goes to wash her hair...the hairdresser now said "madam you need to remove your headphones so we can wash your head!" again the blonde replies "NO NO i cant do that otherwise i'd die!!!" ...........so the hairdresser proceeds to wash her hair with the headphones, after a couple of mins she manages to wash all the hair bar the bit trapped underneath the headphones, so she thought if i take them off very quickly and wash it and put it back on then she wont notice, so she takes the headphones off.........immedieately the blonde collapses onto the floor dead,......the hairdresser is shocked by this and wonders how did she die from me taking the headphones off?...........she picks the headphones up and listens...............
"BREATH IN.........BREATH OUT.........BREATH IN...........BREATH OUT.............."
"BREATH IN.........BREATH OUT.........BREATH IN...........BREATH OUT.............."
